A blonde walks into a store and shows a clerk she would like a particular TV.

He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

she goes home, dyes her hair, and returns the next day.

She approaches
another salesman and shows him the TV.

He tells her, "Sorry, we don't
sell to blondes."

Angry, she says, "How did you know I was blonde?"

He replies, "That's not a TV, it's a microwave."


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Nehru Place Built in: 1986

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Maurya Enclave Built in: 2005

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